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Dear Friends Friends of Friends,
To my friends back at home, you guys constantly called me out and never once hesitated to call me many various unpleasant things when it came to me and drinking. I am a light weight to you alcoholic fucks. But, I did survive the last night we went out before I came here and some of us got some free Pho for that! Pho bets for the fucking win.
Since I've been in Berlin, the fucking drinking capital of the world apparently.. I've been drinking pretty weekly but never really got hammered or had one of my stupid puke all night nights like I did back at home. I don't know if my tolerance has gone up, or its just weaker here, or i'm not doin' it right.. who knows.
Yesterday I had every intention of going home after finishing my beer at work and just being a bum.. But I was dragged out to the bar...
We get there and order out drinks...
Word got out that I "cannot" get drunk..
A round of shots were ordered and I was wondering why 12 shots for 4 people...
He lined up 5 shots in front of some tomato/v8 looking stuff with vodka in it..
This was the challenged... and I accept.
Immediately after... he orders 10 shots of Jagger... that was round 2...
Maybe 10 mins later.. there was another 5 shots lined up for me...
and then ANOTHER 5....
I taken down 20 shots in less than half an hour...
We left to go get some food cause I did not have anything to eat all day.. so I was STARVINGGGGG. Patiently waiting for the food.. i THOUGHT I was fine... then it hit me...
Just like in Toronto... the water works of Puke..
Projectile vomiting onto the street, going back to eating the burger, then back to throwing up..
On the bright side, my coworker barfed when we were still at the bar.. and I had no hangover :)
NTS: Don't be stupid. You are still weak sauce.
R-O-F-L-M-A-O!
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