Saturday, November 08, 2014

HALLOWEEN
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Last weekend was Halloween.  I wasn't sure if there was such a thing here in Berlin, but it is!  Not as a big as back home, but people still dress up, and I guess kids still go trick-or-treatin'.   Some kids rang my buzzer and spoke German and I just ignored...

Back at home, it's pretty much a contest to see who can wear the least fabric and show the most skin. Here they actually go all out and try and look as scary or be as accurate as they can to whatever character they chose to be.  I saw girls with full skull paint on their face, fake blood, fake teeth, crazy contacts, etc... Basically, there were no slutty police officers, nurses, teachers, no sluts period.

Umm Friday was spent at a bar, then a place called "White Trash".  Not sure what to make of the name, but the place was decorated to the max and was rammed.  Not a single soul went without a costume, and all the costumes were good.  Only downside, it was like rock music... not my thing, but whatever, I was drinking all night and a drink in my hand the entire time.  Oh and it was also a coworkers Birthday... Poor guy got his phone stolen.

Saturday I went to a house party and we drank.. surprise surprise.
The Prince and Princess.  Simple, but brilliant.

birthday boy looking a bit faded.



Saturday, October 25, 2014

BARCELONA
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dear summer.
Long over due post..

A few weeks ago, Rochelle and I were "planning" a trip since we're both in Europe.
This is how the planning went...
1.  Skype Call
2.  Whats your budget?
3.  What weekend?
4.  I don't want to go to Italy, or France.
5.  How about Barcelona? - Okay
6.  Ok here is the price for flights.  Okay let's book.

And that was more or less how it happened.  I swear I see this girl once a year (normally its for pho) but each time, it's always a good time.  :)

Anyways, so she got there early Friday so she had some peace and quiet before my annoying ass showed up. I had to fly in later on that day as I had work (should've taken the day off..)
Truth be told, I almost didn't make it.  Missed my train to go the the airport by 2  freaking minutes, so the next train came half an hour later.  Arrived at the airport with 30 mins to get to the boarding gate..

Normally that would be okay in Europe... but flying with EasyJet, that's a problem cause their lines are so fucking long.  So I asked one of the workers if I needed to check-in still cause I already had my boarding pass and didn't need to check-in any bags...But this lazy b!tch just told me to get into the line w/o even listening...So I listened, but after a few minutes I asked her again and she was like "Oh sorry, you can go straight to the security screening.." - No big deal, because of your incompetence, I may miss my flight.        -__-

This line was even longer... cause you know they check your bags and stuff.  Knowing that I would for sure miss my flight if I had to wait in this line, I asked one of the workers if I could cut the line as my gate was soon closing.  She looked at my ticket and without any hesitation, led me straight to the front of the security check.  - Thank you kind lady :)

I was one of the last to get to the gate, but whatever I MADE IT! 

Upon landing in BCN, I realized that I was in for a treat.  The weather.. it was like summer, the air.. it was fresh, the city, it was nice, the women.. well you know.. its Barcelona. :)  The AeroBus.. AMAZING.  I think it was 5€ from the airport to the city centre.. i HIGHLY recommend to anyone planning a trip to BCN to use this.

Our first selfie of the weekend.
Tapas 24 - attention to detail.  
I finally met up w/ my Rye High buddy (No, that is not my GF; forever alone.) and I was starving.. so we went to Tapas 24 as my coworker recommended this place..  Pictures do not do this place justice.  The drinks were meticulously prepared with the finest attention to detail.. if you only saw them make the drinks and food, you'd understand.  MUST TRY if you're in BCN.  Prices are a bit higher, but worth it!

After we ate, we headed back to our crib and Rochelle decided to stay in as she had a long day of exploring.  So I just went for a little walk.


So next morning we woke up nice and early to begin our super long day.  First stop was 1.5 hours away from the city, the mountains - Montserrat.  There was the nice monastery there and of course, awesome views.  I'm a sucker for views.
talent.

By the time we got back to the city and had dinner, it was pretty late so we had to alter alot of our plans.  So we headed to a site to see the city from up high.  The plan was to catch the sun setting, but you know, being me and all, plans don't really work.. But we made it, and still got to see the amazing city at night.

Turo de la Rovira
This pic gives you an idea... I'm pretty sure we were one of the few tourists there.  This little bunker was not on any tourist map and not even my coworker from Barcelona knew about it.. so I'm glad I found this little gem. :)

Kaskade - Empty Streets
forever alone level over 9000
Find me.
So after our little night hike up the to he bunker, we headed back.  I decided to head back out after a little rest and do some exploring... I love exploring foreign places and getting lost.

Barcelona sunrise.
We woke up later than we had planned and thought we had missed the sunset, but we hopped in a cab and told the cabbie to step on it and take us to the beach - no regrets..

La Sagrada Família
Got here just at opening and there was already a 3 hour wait.. being limited on time, we decided to take in this unfinished architectural masterpiece from the outside... :(


We headed over to Park Güell luckily we were here early, cause shortly after we got in, the China Tourists showed up by hundreds and the line got extremely long. To be honest, I'm not sure what was so special about this place.. It was nice, don't get my wrong.. but it didn't appeal to me.  Maybe I should read up on the history...

SUP
one of our many SUP selfies :)
momma, I made it.
And finally, we finish off our weekend with what was probably Rochelle's favourite part.. Paddle boarding.  She told me it should be easy for me cause I can board.. but boy was she ever wrong.  The struggle was real.  I'm pretty sure she would've had way more fun doing it on her own then babysitting me as I fell off over, and over, and over, and over.  I fell so much that I lost my new shades.  RIP sunglasses.  In my defence.. i had an "intermediate" board that was not as wide... and the water was very wavey... =|  None the less, I think I learned.


THANKS ROCHELLE FOR THE AWEOME WEEKEND!


Random shit
explorin'
playing with the cam
fresh to death; literally.


Monday, October 06, 2014

HAMBURG
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this ain't Geneva.
A lot of people have been telling me that it's really nice and probably the nicest city in Germany.  Seeing how it was the long weekend and I had met some lovely Germans from there awhile back and they've been insisting I come visit and see how lovely their city was... So why not?   Got a bus ticket and off I went on my 3.5 bus ride to Hamburg.

NTS:  Book well in advance next time to save money...

So travelling by bus.. it's not that bad.  Bus was good, had wifi that didn't really work, but whatever, I spent most of the time sleeping.  The only thing that was bad was.... some people just don't bathe.  So it did smell and some people just drink the entire bus ride...  can't blame em.

By the time I got there it was like 1am and I was too tired to go partying, so off to bed I went.

If you've been reading my useless posts, you'll know my rants about the weather...

This time, i've been blessed by the weather gods and the entire weekend was sunny, and rain free. :)

Hamburg Rathaus (City Hall)
What better way to explore a city then a Hop-On-Hop-Off bus... so first stop... The Rathuas.  Nothing special... just a building..

Lord please forgive me for my sinnin'

Next stop, St. Michael's Church. I've been to church more since I've moved Europe than the rest of my life.. Only reason is because some of these churches offer amazing views of the city from up high.  I'm a sucker for city scapes.
Port of Hamburg

After cleansing myself of my sins, back onto the bus I went.  Next stop, the Port of Hamburg.  It is exactly what it sounds like.  This area has a Fish Market open every weekend at 5am Sunday morning where you seafood lovers can get fresh fish..  But since I was there on a Friday afternoon, I opted to get the healthier option of Fish and Chips.  It was delicious.
love locks; shit is gettin' old, quick.
yes, I took this.  Photo Bill.
Instead of hopping back on the bus, we decided to walk to the Speicherstadt so it was along the water.  This area is the largest warehouse district in the world.  As you can see, the buildings are super old, thats because it is fucking old.  Some of these buildings were built in the 1800s.. but nearby, there are a lot of NICEEEEE mordern flats.  Apparently these flats cost an arm, leg, lung, and maybe even a kidney.
Reeperbahn
After stuffing ourselves, we headed to the Reeperbahn... basically the party/red light district.  Being freshly cleansed of my sins, I felt quite uncomfortable here.  Why?  Well.. you see.. the picture above is the gateway to... well.. sexxx.  Only men are allowed there.  You walk in and "shops" on both sides with girls sitting in windows wearin' just a bra and something to cover their goods down under.  You can walk up to the glass and the girls will open the window and "talk" to you.. I can only assume this is the negotiation for the goodies.  Oh and in this area, prosties are at at every where.  everywhere.

Außenalster
Day 2 started much much later and was at a much slower pace.. We headed to the otter alster.. and just sat there and took in the sights.  As usual, people were bringing in cases of beer to the park and setting up their grills..

Water Light Show
So after some window shopping and dinner, we headed to see the light show.  Lucky me!!! It was the 2nd last show of the year because winter is coming.  The pics I took don't do this show justice.. half an hour of music and lights.. pretty good.

RANDOM SHIT




Friday, September 26, 2014

THAT TIME I GOT TOASTED
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night night.

Dear Friends Friends of Friends,

To my friends back at home, you guys constantly called me out and never once hesitated to call me many various unpleasant things when it came to me and drinking.  I am a light weight to you alcoholic fucks.  But, I did survive the last night we went out before I came here and some of us got some free Pho for that!  Pho bets for the fucking win.

Since I've been in Berlin, the fucking drinking capital of the world apparently.. I've been drinking pretty weekly but never really got hammered or had one of my stupid puke all night nights like I did back at home.  I don't know if my tolerance has gone up, or its just weaker here, or i'm not doin' it right.. who knows.

Yesterday I had every intention of going home after finishing my beer at work and just being a bum.. But I was dragged out to the bar...

We get there and order out drinks...
Word got out that I "cannot" get drunk..


A round of shots were ordered and I was wondering why 12 shots for 4 people...

He lined up 5 shots in front of some tomato/v8 looking stuff with vodka in it..
This was the challenged... and I accept.
Immediately after... he orders 10 shots of Jagger... that was round 2...



Maybe 10 mins later.. there was another 5 shots lined up for me...


and then ANOTHER 5....
I taken down 20 shots in less than half an hour...

We left to go get some food cause I did not have anything to eat all day.. so I was STARVINGGGGG.   Patiently waiting for the food.. i THOUGHT I was fine... then it hit me...

Just like in Toronto... the water works of Puke..
Projectile vomiting onto the street, going back to eating the burger, then back to throwing up..
On the bright side, my coworker barfed when we were still at the bar.. and I had no hangover :)

NTS:  Don't be stupid.  You are still weak sauce.